? Don’t THINK ? That is why Dope & Drunk messes ARE!

Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Wet & Gooie messes everywhere.

DURING the Fishy*Fest Parade one Group went straight when they should have turned right. Two Crappie Drunks hollered you are goin the wrong way. You are afraid to come down here past us Drunks.
That is why your kids think it is ok to get Drunk or use Dope. Dopes & Drunks ??think?? their Dopie*ness or Drunk*n*mess is something to wanna be Proud of??? Sound Famil*y*iar???

Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Wet & Gooie Famil*y*ill*iar Dopes & Drunks everywhere.

HGH just another drug

Sports Editor John Enrietto’s column “HGH use in prep athletes alarming” (July 27, page C1) asks, why do 11 percent of high school athletes use HGH?

He gave some answers, but as with other drugs — alcohol, tobacco, marijuana and others — there are thousands of excuses.

For myself as a kid, alcohol and tobacco use were to fit in and prove your manhood, to prove you were big, bad and brave enough to do it. Sound familiar? It is their way of being some kind of “peer-anoid” comic book super-stupor hero. We all have passed our stupidity on to them.

Dope, alcohol, tobacco, HGH and all others.

Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

PEOPLE say they like The Taste of Alcohol or Tobacco. Then why do they throw up the first time they get drunk and cough & gag the first time they smoked if they liked the taste? After years of addiction taste is just another stupid excuse.

Danny W. Shultz, Boo*ing Stupid Wet & Gooie excuses everywhere.

Drink makes drunks

As I see it, the people who are complaining about not being allowed to get drunk at the concerts on the streets of Butler are the drunks and business owners who create drunks: bars, clubs, liquor stores, beer distributors and booze restaurants.

Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

AS I See It! It is the drunks & the businesses that create drunks **bars, clubs, liquor stores, beer distributors & booze restaurants** that are complaining about not allowing wet & gooie doper & drunks at concerts on the streets of Butler.

Danny W. Shultz Boo***ing Wet & Gooie concert * tears everywhere.

FOR all the bad things alcohol causes to happen a sane person would think it would outweigh the make believe Booze Health Benefits, Booze News & Booze doctors would like us to believe. Not for all of you Alcohol Challenged Binge SICK*O*s though.

Danny W. Shultz Booing Wet & Gooie Alcohol SICK*O*S everywhere.

ONCE upon*a*time there lived recreational dopes & binge drunks who lived the same rotting days over & over & over & over for*o*ver PEEE you*dddd Groundhog Days again & again & again.

Danny W. Shultz Booing Wet & Gooie Peeee you*dddd Dopes & Drunks For*o*ver after everywhere

BOOZE news reporting on Old Gassers! Any wanna be 90 or older Gas Bag should drink one or more alcohol drinks a day.
l We know most of you are on your way to a Gassssy Future. So enjoy your S*mellow*ed lives.

Danny W. Shultz Booing old alcohol S*mellow*ed wet & gooie S*new*S Booze Gassers everywhere.

ALL of Those naturally occurring SNOW TOILET paper rolls are what the CUPID Valentine Fairy left for all of you CRAPPY dopes & drunks STINKING UP IT’S fields & woods. Some of you must be real crappy by the size of some of those snow toilet paper rolls.

Danny W. Shultz, Booing ALL STUNK***UP CRAPPY Dopes & Drunks everywhere.