Fit in without booze
In response to James H. Matson’s April 30 letter, “No to DUI database,” I would like to say that it is beer-, wine- and whiskey-drinking people who need booze or drugs to fit in with their friends.
Anti-drinking fanatics don’t need an excuse from an alcohol doctor or psychiatrist to drink to fit in. In my opinion, beer, wine, whiskey and drug users are the real crazies.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
ANTI-drinking nuts are a whole lot *SANER* than *GOOIE* beer drinking NUTS!!!
Danny W. Shultz Booing GOOIE BEER DRINKING *NUTS* everywhere
DEAR: Editor, Guns don’t kill people. Bullets do! So let us make Gooie Bullets for silly*villians use.
Danny W. Shultz
P*p*p* U*u*u K*e*d Peee*you*ked is all we will say about wanna be well to do Gooie Craft Beer drinkers everywhere!
Danny W. shultz Booing & P*uing Gooie You
IT isn’t enough to want make believe, wanna be well to do Gooie Wino’s walking the streets! Now you can have make believe wanna be, well to doooo’s Gooie Craft Beer Barrrf*aloes, walking them too!
Danny W. Shultz, Booing, Gooie, Craft Beer, Barfies and Wino wanna be well to dooo’s everywhere.
WE should outlaw GUNS & go back to using sling shots with golf balls, then we can have open season on drunken GOO*lie*iths. Danny W. Shultz, Booing Drunken GOOIE**LIARS everywhere.
IN Solar Sports Today! The BIIIG Old Stiiiinken drunken Urin*Oooze*Shun Spitter Butts Farrrtsters lost 73 to Minus 77 in Butts*Ball to the beautiful Sober LADIES S.A.D.D.&M.A.D.D. COMETEERS
Danny Shultz Boooing BIIIIG Old Goooie STIIIInken Spitter Butts Farrrtsters Everywhere
Avoid the tingling
I consulted my doctor about numbness and tingling in the tips of my fingers after using a weedeater for long periods of time, and in the tips of my toes while showering.
The doctor said the tingling was a result of use of alcohol. She said the alcohol had affected my nerves — even though I haven’t had a drink of alcohol since 1987.
The doctor said heavy use of alcohol can affect the brain, liver and heart, but not the kidneys — although drinking can result in urination in alleys and storefronts after the bars close.
So, I would like to warn college students and teenagers who do a lot of binge drinking (like I did) that in about 30 years they might be suffering long-term effects of alcohol abuse.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
THE Princess & THE Queen came to my house for Halloween.
They had so many kids with them, I wasn’t sure what I should do?
With my toothbrush in my mouth, I gave them some chocolate gold, witches eyeballs & Yo Yos.
You save your trick for those old drunks who smell like they live in a stinking old sock & shoe.
Danny W. Shultz. Booing Gooie Stinky old sock & shoe dopes & drunks everywhere.
IT was drunken OLD***FOOLS night. The drunken old Goats & Bats sat around the Bar with snot Booogers oooz*ing from their noses into their Booogerd Booo*Ooooze glasses when the old witch Barf maid squealed EEEE*UUUU & threw*up a Gooie P***uked old eyeball.
Danny W. Shultz E*Uing P*Uing & Booing drunken OLD***FOOLS everywhere.