WHEN You Drink a craft green beer do you puke & S*Tinker A Urin*Ooze*Shun Skunk cabbage green?
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Skunk Green. P*ukers & S*Tinkers Every-where.
WHEN You Drink a craft green beer do you puke & S*Tinker A Urin*Ooze*Shun Skunk cabbage green?
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Skunk Green. P*ukers & S*Tinkers Every-where.
DO YOU remember when you could get a pale-yellow beer in a can and it would come out a Pale-Urin*ooze*shun-yellow when you S*tinkled? Now that you have different colored craft Beers do you S*tinkle in different colors or do you still S*tinkle in Pale-Urin*ooze*shun-yellow?
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie S*tinkle* ooze*shun craft Beers everywhere.
BOOZE NEWS! Of course beer makes you smarter. Just ask our Gooie Beer Sponsors & Report-ers. They will hire more college kids to clean up your p*uke at your nearest beer garden amusement park rides. I guess your kids will be amused.
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie amused beer report-ers & beer sponsors everywhere.
Whatever’s keeping Danny out of print, it certainly isn’t want of material… I goggled in shock to see the Eagle run a staff editorial calling for the opening of a “craft brewery” in Butler’s business district (“Butler’s Main Street could get boost from craft beer start-up”, 1/9/2012). Surely, I thought then and think now, this sentiment is guaranteed to bring all kinds of Oooie Gooie Hell down on the editorial board’s heads. Compounding the provocation, their editorial even cited the North Country Brewpub a few miles up the road as a positive model for the downtown Butler version.
The long controversy over the opening of the North County Brewpub kept Danny in furious form through the second quarter of 2002… so what could account for his uncharacteristic silence in the face of such blatant booze advocacy from the newspaper itself?
Is Danny being editorially suppressed?
Is he unwell, or preoccupied? Is he too broke to buy ads?
On Feb 17th, the Eagle ran yet another “kill ‘em all” editorial about the necessity of a North-Korea-style approach to drug users, and as before, the libertarian Dr. Adalja wrote in to pitch decriminalization… and still, not a peep from Mr. Shultz.
Something’s Vampire-Fishy.
Yours in Sobriety and Concern,
Jules
It’s all about victims
In his letter to the editor of Jan. 15, “Question failed drug war,” Dr. Amesh A. Adalja concluded by saying, “All of the violence and associated crime from drugs stem from the fact that it is criminalized, much like what occurred during Prohibition.”
That’s not true.
The violence and crime aren’t because drugs or alcohol are criminalized. Rather, most of the crime and violence come from the altered state of mind from the binge doping or drinking, or addiction.
It isn’t a war on a person’s right to his or her own body. It is a war on riots after sporting events; mangling and killing of innocent people by way of doped or drunk driving; family abuse, physical, mental and monetary; lost workdays etc.
It isn’t just the deaths, but long-lasting or permanent injuries and disabilities to innocent people resulting from illegal-drug users and drunks.
Prohibition wasn’t to protect dopes and drunks from themselves. It was to protect their innocent victims.
So, dopes and drunks aren’t so harmless and innocent after all.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
DEAR Independent Fishy Vote*eers
since you are fed*up with Dee*Moe*Crats & Ree*Pubbly*Can’ts **why** don’t you elect some bald fishy eagle reformists to cong*riss & prissy*dent? Some with kissy fishy bald heads! We need less Gooie Creepy Crawlers.
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Creepy Crawling Kissy*Missy Prissy*dents Wissy*Lissy Leeches*lators everywhere.
THERE goes pooped & tinkled Brains,
THERE goes pooped & tinkled Brains
right down the New Years Drug & Alcohol pooped & tinkled Potty Drain!!!!!
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Poopied & Tinklied Drug & Alcohol Brains everywhere
There is really no good reason for me to go through all these years of archives, but I can’t help myself. It’s the perfect procrastination activity.
I’ve knocked out a few months of 2002 and September ’06. Enjoy, if that’s the correct verb.
Most of the 2002 stuff is from Danny’s “Bug” phase. Please stop me before I began tag-classifying posts as “Bug,” “Fish,” etc.
DOPIE Pot*ty heads & drunk piddle * heads fill your kids heads with excrements so they will be
X cre ** mental ** poop & piddle faced too.
Danny W. Shultz Booo*ing Gooie X cre mental faces everywhere
DRUNK Piddle heads with Puddled faces sit in bars looking at each other wondering who the drunk piddle*headed Tin-kle puddle faces are?
Let me help. You All Are!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing all Gooie Piddle*Headed Puddle faces everywhere.