SHHH! Hey you! Yes you, itty*bitty micho*cepha* sleezing MIDDEN brain.
I am down here in your drink.
See those drunks at the other end of the bar. They all have xy*lot*o*mous alcohol kooties. You better roll up this newspaper & whack them.
Ringing in the New Year.
Danny W. Shultz The Bug