Posted in February 2002

BIG Bum Kootie reporting: Advertising newscasters for the Lousy news network, Kootie channel, Chigger radio station, Wormy press, & Fruit fly gazette are now a lot fuller of it too!!!

The ads maker BUG Danny W. Shultz

CAN you apply those new special alcoholic liquor licenses for retirement communities to all bars & lower the age limit from age 62 to all drinkers over age 21?
Then all of you old worms, lice, chiggers & fruit flies could be locked in for the night.

The explicit BUG Danny W. Shultz

ONCE upon a time there was an exiquous ignominious fruit sucker who liked to shoot little chump*agne arrows through the hearts of indecorous beer drinkers. But, indecorous beer drinkers have no hearts.

The existential BUG Danny W. Shultz

THE First “Just say No” lady bug says; “Alcohol researchers are full of it!!!”

The abstinence BUG Danny W. Shultz

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