Posted in June 2002

I AM ready to start my new career.
Who is that miserable pile of puke in the potty room? Dangyell, yell, yell.
Whose pottied liquor face would remind you of a Urangatan’s tail. Dangyell, yell, yell.

The BUG on electric guitar Danny W. Shultz

TRY surprising dad with drizzling potty dipped Bock cow patty kebabs tonight.
He will eat anything with alcohol in it. Marinate for one half to 24 hours.

Your recipe BUG Danny W. Shultz

THE Beer & Chump*agne fruit fly cow sings in his potty truck.
Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih Bock, Bock.
Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih, vomit, vomit.

The Dih, dih, dih, dih, dihing BUG Danny W. Shultz

DEAR: Alcohol doctors, scientists, & researchers.
Why don’t you got out & import a mess of disease carrying BUGS that make you woozy, puke, go to the potty, & have a good headache the next day?

Danny W. Shultz-The ? Bug.

*****OKAY*****!
One More Time. He is your un**wanted beer vomit hero la, da, dee dee da.
Yes, he is your un**trained potty hero la, da, da da da.

Danny W. Shultz and the S.A.D.D. little June Bugs.

*****HE**IS*****
your un**wanted reverse peristalsis of the esophagus hero la, da, dee dee da.
Yes, he is your enuresis beer hero la, da, da da da.

The sing it with me BUG Danny W. Shultz

CHIGGERS & worms are beer brewed potty slaves.

The incredible smellable BUG Danny W. Shultz

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