THE next time you order a 54 dollar bottle of wine at a stink joint ask for a fruit fly bottle to take the left over home with you. Or does your research scientist recommend you drink the whole quart at one sitting. The next time BUG Danny W. Shultz
THE next time you order a 54 dollar bottle of wine at a stink joint ask for a fruit fly bottle to take the left over home with you. Or does your research scientist recommend you drink the whole quart at one sitting. The next time BUG Danny W. Shultz
FOR most people lying about alcohol is like lying on their taxes. For them everyone does it. The BUG who doesn’t Danny W. Shultz
CAN I tell the WOO*C*ING fruit fly about the P.S. you left out of my mini biography to the editor? People who smoke, drink, or use drugs are all a bunch of dysfunctional social WOO*C*IES.
The blotched out BUG Danny W. Shultz
WE all know that smoking is bad for us. We also know what junk food & booze does to people. So from now on all of you should be required to go outside to eat & drink so we don’t have to smell the toxic gas you all make.
The poisoned BUG Danny W. Shultz
SUPPOSE you are gonna brag about the homemade beer they are gonna make instead of the food. Yeah! The high class brewery you all voted for.
The high class water BUG Danny W. Shultz
In the 1950s, there was a 5- or 6-year-old kid who used to steal cigarettes from his dad’s work shirt for his older brothers. In exchange, they would have to give him a couple of puffs to keep him from telling on them.
When he was about 7 or 8 years old, he was able to talk his dad into giving him sips of his beer.
In 1960, when he was 13 years old, his mom took him to the doctor to get something for his shaking hands. The doctor gave him a prescription, which didn’t help, so the doctor suggested a psychiatrist, which his mom refused.
In the 1960s, older kids on the school bus tried to whack the shaking out of him. So if smoking, drinking and using drugs makes a man out of you, why wasn’t I grown up at 5, 6 or 13 years old?
And why are even girls doing it today?
I think the only reason kids and adults smoke, drink and use drugs today is because they are stupid or have inherited social dysfunctions.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
THAT jar of GUNK from that dumpsite doesn’t look or stink as bad as you or the polluted booze DRUGS you all like to drink.
The BUG against drugs that smell & look like you. Danny W. Shultz.
FLASH! 14 percent county sales tax proposed to replace property taxes. You’ve got a head full of chiggers, lice, worms, or worse, fruit flies.
The ??? BUG Danny W. Shultz
DOPES! Spider & cock roach junkies who have become rusted old scrap at the top of the drunken old stink em up pile say their drugs should be legalized & taxed like your booze drugs.
The BUG against making stinking choices Danny W. Shultz
ANYONE who is STUPID enough to drive to Ohio to save $2 on their stink drug alcohol because of the 18 percent liquor DRUG TAX should go to some other state or world anyway.
the BUG of choice Danny W. Shultz