DEAR Crappie Roll of Paper Mouth Governor!
Why don’t we have Convenience Stores Sell Beer in Porcelain Cans shaped like little Potties with Pop Up Lids?
The Invisible Giant thinks the Seats should be up for Tinkly Daddy Potty Suckers and down for Tinkly Mommie Potty Suckers. Then he would name them Crapppie Hole Distributors.
Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish
Instead of lowering our standard of living so third-world countries can catch up, why don’t the United States, Japan and Korea, and the European Union, require a worldwide minimum wage to do business in our countries?
The minimum wage could be started at 50 percent of the minimum wages in our countries and be required to increase 2 percent every two years.
People in the world wouldn’t have to work for 80 cents a day any more, and they would have more buying power.
Meanwhile, the minimum wages could be increased every two years in our countries as well.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
I saw your movie on the Nick channel at noon on Sunday. The weasel reminds me of a drunken Grrr*rump*le Stilskin.
Danny W. Shultz & Pen*elope’s shadow