Posted in September 2004

DEAR Crappie Roll of Paper Mouth Governor!
Why don’t we have Convenience Stores Sell Beer in Porcelain Cans shaped like little Potties with Pop Up Lids?
The Invisible Giant thinks the Seats should be up for Tinkly Daddy Potty Suckers and down for Tinkly Mommie Potty Suckers. Then he would name them Crapppie Hole Distributors.

Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish

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