Posted in May 2007

**LOOK**
Look into this ad. Deeper! Deeper! You are getting tired. Sleep! Sleep!
You no longer want to drink beer, wine or whiskey. You no longer want to take illegal drugs.
From now on you will be sober + clean.
Now wake up after reading “You were a real pooper head.”

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

GET smart! GET sober!

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

Use hynosis for prevention

On the TV Guide Channel, there is a guy who hypnotizes people on the street. I have seen advertisements for hypnosis to stop smoking. Why not use hynosis in the way immunizations are used to prevent diseases.

Shouldn’t we try to keep children from starting to smoke? Wouldn’t it be better to get them to abstain from smoking rather than trying to get them to stop later in life?

If hypnosis can work, it could be used to get them to abstain from illegal drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, teasing and bullying, cheating, stealing or whatever.

The parent could be present during the hypnosis to make sure nothing improper occurs. The hypnosis could take place in a doctor’s office or in our schools. It could be taxpayer funded so all children could be part of it.

All of us could benefit from not having to pay for them to be treated — or the costs associated with jailing them later in life.

 
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

ONCE upon a time there was a red wine*eee nosed Booze newscaster. Every time she gave her red wine newscast her nose grew wine*ier & wine*ier.
Didn’t her Boozie researcher tell her she would have to drink more than a hundred glasses of red wine a day to live as long as a fat drunken Rat?

Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”

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