Posted in 2011

OH gooie snot filled dope & drunk boogered brains of a parallel universe la*do*ti*da!

Danny W. Shultz Booies snot filled gooie dope & drunk booger brains with rotting fruit & vegetable nightmares of boozied boogers & dopied snot suckers la*da*ti*da!

THERE is a parallel universe next to ours where Dopes & Drunks in our universe are dreams of Gooie Space above the neck in theirs.

Danny W. Shultz Booies parallel **Gooie headed Space** Nightmares

ALL Dopes & Drunks live in a gooie*land of Schhh*Mucks where they are even **more**Stu*piddy** *pitty*er than they look.

Danny W. Shultz Booies all Gooie Shhh*Muck*eons!!

Use new ways to pay

I think the government should take all military spending out of the general budget and place it under a special category to be paid for by a national sales tax.

The military benefits all of us — citizens and businesses. Then, if we have another war, the sales tax could be raised to pay for it and then reduced after the war is over.

It’s a matter of pay as you go. Then our income tax rates could be reduced.

While we are at it, since most states have lotteries, we might as well have a national lottery, with the revenue from it used to pay down the national debt or pay for new or existing programs.

That way, if we like a certain program we could voluntarily pay for that program by playing that particular lottery game or not playing it if we don’t like that program — programs like NASA, Amtrak, schools, energy, farms, or business subsidies.


Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

IF CITIES in some states are having trouble raising Revenue instead of growing more legalized medical pottyheads they should add a tax to drunken Brrarf heads like P.P.burgh did a couple years ago.

Danny W. Shultz likes taxes for Booie Gooies

OH. Superior S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Milky Way Galaxie Beings!
The last thing I would like to be Re*Born as is some kind of Dope or Booze.
Because who would want to be loved by a bunch of JERKS???

Danny W. Shultz Booies Yooie Gooies.

Upgrade helmets

I would like to ask a question about football and hockey concussions.

Why doesn’t someone invent a sort of cage to surround the head and helmet of the players that would leave enough room for the head to turn and would come down over the shoulder pads and strap around the chest and back? That would allow the body to absorb the hit with little movement of the head.

The cage might look strange at first, but I’m sure it could be prettied up.

I’m sure today’s helmets and shoulder pads looked strange when they first began to be used.


Danny Shultz
East Brady

DOPES & Drunks are a bunch of Slother.Oss*Iss*Ess!

Danny W. Shultz, Boo*ies Goo*ie, Ossi*Slother*ssess

NO it’s the AAAH *AH* O*howl *OOOOO* AH drunken ape song.
He is singing he got his drunken thingy caught in his zipper in your back yard again.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*ies all drunken Cheeta Chump*Panzee Goo*ies

FROM the dopes least wanted list!

I doubt those missing court appearances for possession of drugs are among the dopes The Goo*bee*nator & Booze News want released from prison because dope peddlers are all so harmless and innocent.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*ies you Goo*ies

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