GAS PLANET warning!!
YOUR stinky dirty old drunken comet snow butt I SOS is approaching & will **EXplode** Polut*o*ing Thanksgiving Christmas & YOUR stinky dirty old drunken wet & gooie diapered Rear*End.
Danny W. Shultz Booing poluted stinky dirty old drunken wet & gooie Rear * Ends every * year.
ONCE Upon*A*Time There was a Urin*ooze*shun from The Planet Uranus who like drunks had a big old rotted ferminated GAS STINKER for a brain just waiting to explode!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Wet & Gooie Rotted & ferminated Gas Stinkers for Brains everywhere.
BEWARE!!
The horseless drunken donk*eees, who ride through the night with their Butts in a basket. They kick their Butts that float into the air like the Great Pumpkin that delivers candy & presents to kiddies everywhere.
But the drunken butts explode into the stinky*est GAS FARTS ever that cause leaves to fall from the trees, grass to turn brown & little trick or treaters to pinch their noses shut. P*U*U*U*!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Wet & Gooie exploding drunken Pumpkin Butts everywhere.
WARNING!!!
In the days of cro*mag*numbs consumption of ALCOHOL left. Crow*mag*numbs rolled over in the morning to see something really **SCARY** whose name and SPECIES you can’t recall!
Danny W. Shultz. Boo*ing drunken wet & gooie SPECIES everywhere
WARNING!!!
In the days of knee*under*thal man, consumption of ALCOHOL left knee*under*thals wondering what happened in their undies!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing drunken wet & gooie everywhere
CREEP*E!!!
Drinking Beer may leave you wondering what the HE?? happened in your pants!
Danny W. Shultz. Boooo*ing wet & Gooie happenings. ***In**your**pants***everywhere!
WE **can see** from TV talk shows, TV news, Radio, Newspapers & Booze Doctors you are very proud of Boozing & Drug Use!
WE can wish your kids & grandchildren a very Dopie & Boozie life.
Danny W. Shultz. Booing Proud. Gooie Dopers & Boozers lives everywhere.
HOW is your **Pride** doing now Gooie mouthed drunks & Dopie Highn*sses???
Danny W. Shultz Booing The Gooie Pride out of Dopie Highn*sses & drunks everywhere.
ISN’T IT a wonder **why** KIDS grow-up using dope & binge drinking?
Could **IT BE** all the times all of you **Brag** about having been drunk, going to get drunk, having been high, or wanna get high?
You are all so **Proud** of all the times you got drunk or high! Are gonna get drunk or high!! Or are drunk or high!!!
Danny W. Shultz Booing Bragging **Proud** Gooie drunks & Highn*sses everywhere
LOOK!!! It’s doped drivers.
Yes! It’s drunk drivers.
Yes! It’s *STUPER* **STUPID** *SUCKERS*
Yeeees!!! SUCK*III*EST drivers anywhere!
Drifts into oncoming traffic!
Kills & Mangles Innocent men, women, children & unborn babies everywhere!
And they will Kill & Mangle on a road near you!!!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Goo*ie Peer*Annoy*Us stupid suckers everywhere