!!!LOOK!!!
Up in the sky. It’s
Su*per*ior Girl!
She’s on the Ferris
Wheel, doesn’t use
Dopie Drugs,
doesn’t use Stupid
Urin*ooze*shun
Alcohol or Smoke.
She’s
Su*peer*fragile*lish*ess
XP Sober
Su*peer*ior*mental*iss*us.
Danny W. Shultz
Booing in*fear*ior
Stuper*Duper
Dopes & Drunks
everywhere forever
While I fear the narrower columns are a sign of diminishing real estate in the Eagle– in turn a sign of diminishing ad revenue threatening the paper– only a Duper Dope could turn their nose up at the Su*per*ior enjambment this new layout entails.