DEAR Fuzzy*Wuzzy Troll under the bridge in the long red Tassle cap, white beard & fuzzy red suit!
What I would like for my 69th Birthday, 25 years of these ads, Christmas & the Whole New Year is Big Sloppy Razz*Berries for All Dopes & Drunks.
Sincerely, Danny W. Shultz, Razz*Berring the Alcohol & Dope in Them.
COMING Soon to a home, bar, & office near you. The Dopie & Drunken STENCHES Who steal Christmas,They are The Fun*ly & Love*ly challenged Peer*annoid Doper & Dope*ess*es Drunker & Drunk*ess*es at Christmas Parties.
Danny W. Shultz Boo*sss The Dope & Booze in you.
WHAT lousy beings we are when we have taught our young athletes Dope & Alcohol proves you are a Tough guy.
Danny W. Shultz is Boo*ing the STUPIDITY in YOU.