BOOZE NEWS! Of course beer makes you smarter. Just ask our Gooie Beer Sponsors & Report-ers. They will hire more college kids to clean up your p*uke at your nearest beer garden amusement park rides. I guess your kids will be amused.
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie amused beer report-ers & beer sponsors everywhere.
DEAR Independent Fishy Vote*eers
since you are fed*up with Dee*Moe*Crats & Ree*Pubbly*Can’ts **why** don’t you elect some bald fishy eagle reformists to cong*riss & prissy*dent? Some with kissy fishy bald heads! We need less Gooie Creepy Crawlers.
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Creepy Crawling Kissy*Missy Prissy*dents Wissy*Lissy Leeches*lators everywhere.
THERE goes pooped & tinkled Brains,
THERE goes pooped & tinkled Brains
right down the New Years Drug & Alcohol pooped & tinkled Potty Drain!!!!!
Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Poopied & Tinklied Drug & Alcohol Brains everywhere
DOPIE Pot*ty heads & drunk piddle * heads fill your kids heads with excrements so they will be
X cre ** mental ** poop & piddle faced too.
Danny W. Shultz Booo*ing Gooie X cre mental faces everywhere
DRUNK Piddle heads with Puddled faces sit in bars looking at each other wondering who the drunk piddle*headed Tin-kle puddle faces are?
Let me help. You All Are!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing all Gooie Piddle*Headed Puddle faces everywhere.
OLD d*d*der POT*ty headed Dopes fill your kids heads with POOP about Merry stinky wanna so they will become Gooie POOP headed Dopes too!!!
Danny W. Shultz Boooing Gooie Merry Stinky wanna Potty heads everywhere.
F*F*F* foooie continue. They wanted too scare little Trick* or *Treat Ghosts, Pumpkin Heads Princesses & Pirates. But the little Gremlins tricked them & Booooo*ddd the Goooie*Poooh out of their Pottied heads.
P*P*P Ahh Boo Pooohie headed Goooies.
Danny Shultz The Gremling Booo*rrr
HOO*HOO Hoot Owl*Whooo*Ahh fooie. It Twere the night of Gooie Snot Brained Drunken Olddd Bats & Goooier Booger Brained Dopie. Olddd Hook Nosed Witchies Ehhh. Heh*Heh*Heh*
Next Week Fooie Cont.
Danny W. Shultz The Gremlin Booo**rrr
HE HAD TO Brag to his friends first so everyone would know who the large Booger breath Snot mouth Bass is!
Danny W. Shultz Booies Gooie Slobber got*ty snot*ty potty Booger breath
SNOTT*ty Beer brained beer bottle breakers!
Gooie Booger snot filled Beer brains may break their Pot*ty filled bottles of their brains, so S*naughty*ty got*ty snot*ty pot*sy Breath.
Danny W. Shultz Booies Gooie snot*ty pot*ty SLOB*B*