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ISN’T it a shame? Some people over 21 years old don’t want to give too Haitians unless you offer to get them drunk or doped up.

Danny W. Shultz This Boooooo is for you Fish

HEY GLUT*o*s. Yeah You. GLUT*o*nauseas Dopes & Drunks!
It’s In*CRUD*Ible You.In*Fer*Ior. Dopes & Drunks are made of so much. P*uke.

Danny W. Shultz, The Boo*Ing, You Fish

ALL Dopes & Drunks are CRUD. Yours might be crude too.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*Boo Fish

IT’S Occc**tober & the Gggg*you*Weee Beer, Wine, Whiskey & dope dissolving GOB&Lins are coming T*ewe a potty near you. They pour Booze down their thro*oats & dope up their Gggg*ewe*eee GOBB*ling SHHH*nooze*lles of SNOT.
They are the IN*CRUD*ible GOBBS of dissolving Gggg*ewe*ZZZZ!

Danny W. Shultz Prohibitionist dragon fish

BOO oozed*news says moderate amounts of alcohol will prevent strokes & heart disease.
What they didn’t say! It takes 1,000 quarts a day so you can live like ***a drunken rat***.

The Prez*sez it’s okay to smoke **dope** if your dope doctor says it is okay. So, smoke dope & don’t listen to ex-little old 1st ladies who told you to JUST say no!
JUST don’t think!
JUST **be** a socially, physically & mentally challenged Bowling **pin**HEAD!

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

YES, I know. If you kicked all of our dopes & drunks out of college all of our rich dopes & drunks would go to college in Mexico and Canada. Let them have them!

Danny W. Shultz the loveable shamrock winged dragon fish

DEAR: 60 minutes college presidents,
Students already get taught the hazards of alcohol & drugs in gradeschool & high school. It hasn’t stopped them from underage drinking or doping even before college and it won’t until college presidents start kicking dopes & drunks out!

Danny W. Shultz the loveable shamrock winged dragonfish

DRUNK **ups** are Stunk**ups**!!!

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

SING it! Oh, there ain’t no drugs on me.
No,there ain’t no drugs on me.
There might be Gasto *** pussing drugs on you pudgie jowled slimey stoned slugs & they are your drugs of choice Beer, wine, whiskey & potty weedie.

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

GET smart! GET sober!

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

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