**LOOK**
Look into this ad. Deeper! Deeper! You are getting tired. Sleep! Sleep!
You no longer want to drink beer, wine or whiskey. You no longer want to take illegal drugs.
From now on you will be sober + clean.
Now wake up after reading “You were a real pooper head.”
Danny W. Shultz dragon fish
ONCE upon a time there was a red wine*eee nosed Booze newscaster. Every time she gave her red wine newscast her nose grew wine*ier & wine*ier.
Didn’t her Boozie researcher tell her she would have to drink more than a hundred glasses of red wine a day to live as long as a fat drunken Rat?
Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”
IT WAS A Dismal S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Rainy Day. The Sky Was Full Of Giant Clouds That Looked Like Weenies. I Will Let You Guess What Happened To All The Drunks & Dopers.
Eee*U*www!
Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”
IT was the Night of the S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. full moon. The sky was full of crappie moon patties waiting to fall upon unsuspecting drunks & dopers. And they did.
Eee*u*www!
Danny W. Shultz dragon fish
OH S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Earth Angel, The Soul Of This Planet.
Create A Great Big Slobbering Razz * Berry In The Heads Of All Drunks & Dopers!
Amen.
Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”
IF A MAN’S Seed Can Mutate After the Age Of 40 & Cause Autism, Why Wouldn’t I Mutate At Any Age With The Use Of Alcohol Or Dope? We Can All See How Alcohol & Dope Mutates You.
Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”
NO! No! No! I am telling you. You were born a 1958 Edsel. All drunks & dopers are reborn lemons.
Danny W. Shultz. Dragon fish.
I LIKE your hairdo too. I call mine waterfalls. The balled spot is the rocks it tumbles over.
Danny W. Shultz. Dragon fish.
OH Great & Beautiful Earth Angel, Earth Angel.
You who we know as S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Mother Nature. You who gives life to this Planet.
Create a great gaseous stink that will stick to all drunks & dopers for as long as they Exist!
Amen.
Danny W. Shultz dragon fish
DRUNKS Are Not Stinkers. Drunks Are **Stunkerds**.
Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish