NON S.A.D.D & M.A.D.D beings! It is the day after your boozing & drug use with your tummy aches & headaches, punishing you with hurricanes & tsunamis. The Superior S.A.D.D & M.A.D.D Pooka lady in the sky has said it is so.
Danny W. Shultz Dragon Fish.
DID you know leprechaun poochas & fairies like to tinkle on the toes of crap*pee beer wine & whiskey De*n*eyers???
Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish
DEAR Crappie Roll of Paper Mouth Governor!
Why don’t we have Convenience Stores Sell Beer in Porcelain Cans shaped like little Potties with Pop Up Lids?
The Invisible Giant thinks the Seats should be up for Tinkly Daddy Potty Suckers and down for Tinkly Mommie Potty Suckers. Then he would name them Crapppie Hole Distributors.
Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish
I saw your movie on the Nick channel at noon on Sunday. The weasel reminds me of a drunken Grrr*rump*le Stilskin.
Danny W. Shultz & Pen*elope’s shadow
THE other Stuper Powers sour stomach & headache pill s*tinkle*lies your alcohol doctors moderation theory.
Danny W. Shultz The ooie**gooie spittle dragon
DRIVING at a high speed while legally drunk makes heroes look not so heroic. But when governors, legislators, doctors & other cono*sewers aprove of drinking & want to make liquor more convenient by putting it in grocery stores we should expect a more ignorant, challenged society.
Danny W. Shultz The ooie*gooie spittle dragon
YOU didn’t? You told all of your *simpie* customers about the barfing I gave you & your beer*s*tink*lizer Tshirt outside the grocery store last week? Did the belly slimming star fish teach you that clever response? I quote you: “What it is?”
Danny W. Shultz The ooie*gooie spittle dragon
DIDN’T anyone tell you buying pop outside a grocery from a machine is un*healthy for business. When you o*puke *erate a bar s*tink*le sleeze?
Danny W. Shultz The ooie*gooie Spittle Dragon
An intriguing non-Danny classified. This, like Shultz’s work, appeared in the “PERSONALS” category of the classifieds. Seems quite personal indeed!
TRAGEDY
What is tragedy in a family?
When you lose a loved one or is the real tragedy when the family pulls apart? In families the oldest is the head of the family, even if he is right or wrong, he is head the family.
Although the mother supported home all her life plus financially, he can not leave her rest in peace. Is it because the one heir is greedy?
Just too bad that the deceased, who did not have a dishonest bone in her body, strived to keep her family together, for ninety five years. Should have this sort of thing happening after her death?
The deceased must be turning over in there grave. I pray to god that they are not. VT.
WHY are all of you young flowers leaving? Don’t you wanna grow your
seeds in a scummy bucket of weeds?
Danny W. Shultz, E.W.