Danny the Vampire Fish

U*Rrrr! I didn’t vote for anyone. I voted against everyone since you are all for gambling, boozing & gun rot.

The ewe*nngh You BUG Danny W. Shultz

I AM ready to start my new career.
Who is that miserable pile of puke in the potty room? Dangyell, yell, yell.
Whose pottied liquor face would remind you of a Urangatan’s tail. Dangyell, yell, yell.

The BUG on electric guitar Danny W. Shultz

THE Beer & Chump*agne fruit fly cow sings in his potty truck.
Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih Bock, Bock.
Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih, vomit, vomit.

The Dih, dih, dih, dih, dihing BUG Danny W. Shultz

DEAR: Alcohol doctors, scientists, & researchers.
Why don’t you got out & import a mess of disease carrying BUGS that make you woozy, puke, go to the potty, & have a good headache the next day?

Danny W. Shultz-The ? Bug.

*****OKAY*****!
One More Time. He is your un**wanted beer vomit hero la, da, dee dee da.
Yes, he is your un**trained potty hero la, da, da da da.

Danny W. Shultz and the S.A.D.D. little June Bugs.

*****HE**IS*****
your un**wanted reverse peristalsis of the esophagus hero la, da, dee dee da.
Yes, he is your enuresis beer hero la, da, da da da.

The sing it with me BUG Danny W. Shultz

CHIGGERS & worms are beer brewed potty slaves.

The incredible smellable BUG Danny W. Shultz

***********UN********** WANTED!!!!
Sloppy headed liquor lice.
Reward!!! A reverse peristalsis of the esophagus in your face.

The Razz***berry BUG Danny W. Shultz

FOR All of you pottily challenged reverse peristalsis of the esophagus enursis beer & a shot wormy lice who successfully completed potty ventilation 101 last summer we are offering some new classes this summer. Potty slavage 101 & restoration 102 plus mattress turning 101 & burning 102.

The abstinence 1000 BUG Danny W. Shultz

P.S. I am sure a lot of you have had on the job training & can pass them easily.