Danny the Vampire Fish

SUPPOSE you are gonna brag about the homemade beer they are gonna make instead of the food. Yeah! The high class brewery you all voted for.

The high class water BUG Danny W. Shultz

THAT jar of GUNK from that dumpsite doesn’t look or stink as bad as you or the polluted booze DRUGS you all like to drink.

The BUG against drugs that smell & look like you. Danny W. Shultz.

FLASH! 14 percent county sales tax proposed to replace property taxes. You’ve got a head full of chiggers, lice, worms, or worse, fruit flies.

The ??? BUG Danny W. Shultz

DOPES! Spider & cock roach junkies who have become rusted old scrap at the top of the drunken old stink em up pile say their drugs should be legalized & taxed like your booze drugs.

The BUG against making stinking choices Danny W. Shultz

ANYONE who is STUPID enough to drive to Ohio to save $2 on their stink drug alcohol because of the 18 percent liquor DRUG TAX should go to some other state or world anyway.

the BUG of choice Danny W. Shultz

YOU don’t really want a smelly micro*cepha*sleezing brewery in your town.
the midden S*tank*fests in Oktober already smells!!!

The golden elf BUG Danny W. Shultz

FRIENDS don’t allow friends to drive drunk!!! So you cretin coxcombs don’t have one.

The creeping leprechaun BUG Danny W. Shultz

BIG Bum Kootie reporting: Advertising newscasters for the Lousy news network, Kootie channel, Chigger radio station, Wormy press, & Fruit fly gazette are now a lot fuller of it too!!!

The ads maker BUG Danny W. Shultz

CAN you apply those new special alcoholic liquor licenses for retirement communities to all bars & lower the age limit from age 62 to all drinkers over age 21?
Then all of you old worms, lice, chiggers & fruit flies could be locked in for the night.

The explicit BUG Danny W. Shultz