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THE First “Just say No” lady bug says; “Alcohol researchers are full of it!!!”

The abstinence BUG Danny W. Shultz

IT’S Time for your to toss out that lousy old gauche gas*tro*pod & bring in a Happy New Year imago chrysalis.

Danny W. Shultz The Bug

SHHH! Hey you! Yes you, itty*bitty micho*cepha* sleezing MIDDEN brain.
I am down here in your drink.
See those drunks at the other end of the bar. They all have xy*lot*o*mous alcohol kooties. You better roll up this newspaper & whack them.
Ringing in the New Year.

Danny W. Shultz The Bug

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