FOR all the bad things alcohol causes to happen a sane person would think it would outweigh the make believe Booze Health Benefits, Booze News & Booze doctors would like us to believe. Not for all of you Alcohol Challenged Binge SICK*O*s though.
Danny W. Shultz Booing Wet & Gooie Alcohol SICK*O*S everywhere.
ONCE upon*a*time there lived recreational dopes & binge drunks who lived the same rotting days over & over & over & over for*o*ver PEEE you*dddd Groundhog Days again & again & again.
Danny W. Shultz Booing Wet & Gooie Peeee you*dddd Dopes & Drunks For*o*ver after everywhere
BOOZE news reporting on Old Gassers! Any wanna be 90 or older Gas Bag should drink one or more alcohol drinks a day.
l We know most of you are on your way to a Gassssy Future. So enjoy your S*mellow*ed lives.
Danny W. Shultz Booing old alcohol S*mellow*ed wet & gooie S*new*S Booze Gassers everywhere.
ALL of Those naturally occurring SNOW TOILET paper rolls are what the CUPID Valentine Fairy left for all of you CRAPPY dopes & drunks STINKING UP IT’S fields & woods. Some of you must be real crappy by the size of some of those snow toilet paper rolls.
Danny W. Shultz, Booing ALL STUNK***UP CRAPPY Dopes & Drunks everywhere.
WARNING!!!
In the nights of Crummy Dummy Drunkies Consumption of Alcohol may create the Ill*usion that you are tougher, handsomer & smarter than some really BIG guy named BUBBA!
Danny W. Shultz, Booing Wet & Gooie Dumb Crumb Drunks everywhere.
GAS PLANET warning!!
YOUR stinky dirty old drunken comet snow butt I SOS is approaching & will **EXplode** Polut*o*ing Thanksgiving Christmas & YOUR stinky dirty old drunken wet & gooie diapered Rear*End.
Danny W. Shultz Booing poluted stinky dirty old drunken wet & gooie Rear * Ends every * year.
ONCE Upon*A*Time There was a Urin*ooze*shun from The Planet Uranus who like drunks had a big old rotted ferminated GAS STINKER for a brain just waiting to explode!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Wet & Gooie Rotted & ferminated Gas Stinkers for Brains everywhere.
BEWARE!!
The horseless drunken donk*eees, who ride through the night with their Butts in a basket. They kick their Butts that float into the air like the Great Pumpkin that delivers candy & presents to kiddies everywhere.
But the drunken butts explode into the stinky*est GAS FARTS ever that cause leaves to fall from the trees, grass to turn brown & little trick or treaters to pinch their noses shut. P*U*U*U*!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing Wet & Gooie exploding drunken Pumpkin Butts everywhere.
WARNING!!!
In the days of cro*mag*numbs consumption of ALCOHOL left. Crow*mag*numbs rolled over in the morning to see something really **SCARY** whose name and SPECIES you can’t recall!
Danny W. Shultz. Boo*ing drunken wet & gooie SPECIES everywhere
WARNING!!!
In the days of knee*under*thal man, consumption of ALCOHOL left knee*under*thals wondering what happened in their undies!
Danny W. Shultz Boo*ing drunken wet & gooie everywhere