WE should outlaw GUNS & go back to using sling shots with golf balls, then we can have open season on drunken GOO*lie*iths. Danny W. Shultz, Booing Drunken GOOIE**LIARS everywhere.
WE should outlaw GUNS & go back to using sling shots with golf balls, then we can have open season on drunken GOO*lie*iths. Danny W. Shultz, Booing Drunken GOOIE**LIARS everywhere.
The United States is more than $16 trillion in debt, but is making more millionaires every day.
The U.S. Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is what the nation produces. The government taxes people’s earnings to pay for government operations.
What government doesn’t pay for with tax revenue it borrows.
New millionaires are being made because government borrowing permits well-to-do people to pay lower taxes.
Meanwhile, current tax rates permit those who already are rich to get even richer.
Government borrowing ends up being welfare for the rich, just as it is for the poor.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
IN Solar Sports Today! The BIIIG Old Stiiiinken drunken Urin*Oooze*Shun Spitter Butts Farrrtsters lost 73 to Minus 77 in Butts*Ball to the beautiful Sober LADIES S.A.D.D.&M.A.D.D. COMETEERS
Danny Shultz Boooing BIIIIG Old Goooie STIIIInken Spitter Butts Farrrtsters Everywhere
I consulted my doctor about numbness and tingling in the tips of my fingers after using a weedeater for long periods of time, and in the tips of my toes while showering.
The doctor said the tingling was a result of use of alcohol. She said the alcohol had affected my nerves — even though I haven’t had a drink of alcohol since 1987.
The doctor said heavy use of alcohol can affect the brain, liver and heart, but not the kidneys — although drinking can result in urination in alleys and storefronts after the bars close.
So, I would like to warn college students and teenagers who do a lot of binge drinking (like I did) that in about 30 years they might be suffering long-term effects of alcohol abuse.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
THE Princess & THE Queen came to my house for Halloween.
They had so many kids with them, I wasn’t sure what I should do?
With my toothbrush in my mouth, I gave them some chocolate gold, witches eyeballs & Yo Yos.
You save your trick for those old drunks who smell like they live in a stinking old sock & shoe.
Danny W. Shultz. Booing Gooie Stinky old sock & shoe dopes & drunks everywhere.
IT was drunken OLD***FOOLS night. The drunken old Goats & Bats sat around the Bar with snot Booogers oooz*ing from their noses into their Booogerd Booo*Ooooze glasses when the old witch Barf maid squealed EEEE*UUUU & threw*up a Gooie P***uked old eyeball.
Danny W. Shultz E*Uing P*Uing & Booing drunken OLD***FOOLS everywhere.
Exaggeration! Both political parties do it.
All the money they raise just means which party can tell us the most lies.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady
EEE * UUU To All Gooie Drunken Snot Booogerd. Old Goats & Bats everywhere.
Danny W. Shultz. E*Uing & Boooing Drunken OLD**SNOT. Booo *Gerd. Goats & Bats Everywhere.
SHOT of SNOT Boogers with your beer for all drunks on Halloween my Treat!!!
Danny W. Shultz E*Uing Gooie Snot*Booo*gers with your beer everywhere.
As voters head for the polls next month, they should be told to vote for the best liar, because lies sound better than the truth.
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady