GET smart! GET sober!

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

Use hynosis for prevention

On the TV Guide Channel, there is a guy who hypnotizes people on the street. I have seen advertisements for hypnosis to stop smoking. Why not use hynosis in the way immunizations are used to prevent diseases.

Shouldn’t we try to keep children from starting to smoke? Wouldn’t it be better to get them to abstain from smoking rather than trying to get them to stop later in life?

If hypnosis can work, it could be used to get them to abstain from illegal drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, teasing and bullying, cheating, stealing or whatever.

The parent could be present during the hypnosis to make sure nothing improper occurs. The hypnosis could take place in a doctor’s office or in our schools. It could be taxpayer funded so all children could be part of it.

All of us could benefit from not having to pay for them to be treated — or the costs associated with jailing them later in life.

 
Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

ONCE upon a time there was a red wine*eee nosed Booze newscaster. Every time she gave her red wine newscast her nose grew wine*ier & wine*ier.
Didn’t her Boozie researcher tell her she would have to drink more than a hundred glasses of red wine a day to live as long as a fat drunken Rat?

Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”

IT WAS A Dismal S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Rainy Day. The Sky Was Full Of Giant Clouds That Looked Like Weenies. I Will Let You Guess What Happened To All The Drunks & Dopers.
Eee*U*www!

Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”

IT was the Night of the S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. full moon. The sky was full of crappie moon patties waiting to fall upon unsuspecting drunks & dopers. And they did.
Eee*u*www!

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

OH S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Earth Angel, The Soul Of This Planet.
Create A Great Big Slobbering Razz * Berry In The Heads Of All Drunks & Dopers!
Amen.

Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”

IF A MAN’S Seed Can Mutate After the Age Of 40 & Cause Autism, Why Wouldn’t I Mutate At Any Age With The Use Of Alcohol Or Dope? We Can All See How Alcohol & Dope Mutates You.

Danny W. Shultz, “Dragon Fish”

NO! No! No! I am telling you. You were born a 1958 Edsel. All drunks & dopers are reborn lemons.

Danny W. Shultz. Dragon fish.

I LIKE your hairdo too. I call mine waterfalls. The balled spot is the rocks it tumbles over.

Danny W. Shultz. Dragon fish.

OH Great & Beautiful Earth Angel, Earth Angel.
You who we know as S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Mother Nature. You who gives life to this Planet.
Create a great gaseous stink that will stick to all drunks & dopers for as long as they Exist!
Amen.

Danny W. Shultz dragon fish

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