A preview of Heaven?

Does God want us to hate and kill for holy places?

People have been killing and hating each other over such things forever. Is that what Heaven will be like?

Maybe the gods of the Romans, Greeks, Pharaohs and Norwegians weren’t so bad.

Maybe we need a new God?

Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

DRUNKS Are Not Stinkers. Drunks Are **Stunkerds**.

Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish

Troubling alcohol toll

Seventy students at Harvard alone were hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

Every year, 300 students die as a result of binge drinking. If these are our “best and brightest,” shouldn’t they know better?

Isn’t society responsible? Booze is the drug of choice and is perceived as being as innocent as the prescription drugs people use.

Who shows and tells students that booze and drugs are cool? They think making jerks and fools of themselves is great, and then they claim to be “responsible” drinkers.

Ask doctors how booze has prolonged the lives of our “best and brightest.”

Danny Shultz
East Brady

NON S.A.D.D & M.A.D.D beings! It is the day after your boozing & drug use with your tummy aches & headaches, punishing you with hurricanes & tsunamis. The Superior S.A.D.D & M.A.D.D Pooka lady in the sky has said it is so.

Danny W. Shultz Dragon Fish.

DID you know leprechaun poochas & fairies like to tinkle on the toes of crap*pee beer wine & whiskey De*n*eyers???

Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish

DEAR Crappie Roll of Paper Mouth Governor!
Why don’t we have Convenience Stores Sell Beer in Porcelain Cans shaped like little Potties with Pop Up Lids?
The Invisible Giant thinks the Seats should be up for Tinkly Daddy Potty Suckers and down for Tinkly Mommie Potty Suckers. Then he would name them Crapppie Hole Distributors.

Danny W. Shultz, Dragon Fish

Worldwide minimum

Instead of lowering our standard of living so third-world countries can catch up, why don’t the United States, Japan and Korea, and the European Union, require a worldwide minimum wage to do business in our countries?

The minimum wage could be started at 50 percent of the minimum wages in our countries and be required to increase 2 percent every two years.

People in the world wouldn’t have to work for 80 cents a day any more, and they would have more buying power.

Meanwhile, the minimum wages could be increased every two years in our countries as well.

Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

I saw your movie on the Nick channel at noon on Sunday. The weasel reminds me of a drunken Grrr*rump*le Stilskin.

Danny W. Shultz & Pen*elope’s shadow

Sobriety incentive

After reading James H. Matson’s Sept. 21 letter, “Same DUI rule for police,” I feel Matson is a good reason the other 200 million people in this country who drink alcohol should want to give it up.

Danny W. Shultz
East Brady R. D. 1

Same DUI rule for police

This letter to the editor is certainly NOT from Danny, but it seemed germane; it also provoked Danny into a response.

 

This is a “mad as heck” letter in response to the letter of Aug. 25 by Traci Vetovich, coordinator of MADD of Butler/Lawrence County, and all interested MADD cronies.

I read Vetovich’s letter, which was headlined “Gift remembers victim,” and tossed it aside as being a bunch of self-serving rhetoric. It was the typical MADD pity party: Drinking and driving is a “senseless, horrific crime,” with the typical adjoining story, “I lost a friend and how sad. . . .”

Well, Vetovich should open her eyes and smell the hypocrisy!

I’ve had DUI trouble, and all I heard was, “Well, you should have thought of that before you drank and drove” or, my favorite, “Impairment starts with the first drink,” or, the most hypocritical, “It’s against the law.”

The worst thing is, I had to listen to this from everyone in the judicial system, including cops!

Well, that recently backfired. An undercover state cop, drunk at twice the legal limit, flying down Route 422 at more than 100 mph in a stateowned undercover car, lost control of his car and died.

The revolting part is, he was within his legal rights! It’s true; an undercover cop can drink and drive while on duty, legally.

If another cop would have stopped him that night, do you really think he would have been charged with DUI, even if he were twice the legal limit?

Cops break laws; cops just don’t tell on other cops.

I think Vetovich should re-read her letter, then call her local politicians and demand to know why this policy stands — as should all of us. No one should have to live under such a ridiculous set of double standards.

I mean, honestly, think about this:

A bricklayer, after a hard day’s work, wants to stop and rinse the dust out of his mouth. Well, here comes the law, spurred on by MADD, demanding his license and livelihood because he’s blowing a .09 blood-alcohol level.

Meanwhile, a state undercover cop is completely and legally immune to the same laws!

Talk about the old adage “do as I say, not as I do!”

Change is vital. After all, why should I obey laws when cops don’t?

Call and complain!

And, as far as MADD goes, who cares what that organization says; I certainly don’t. It is a pathetically impotent organization that loses popularity and funding daily.

I personally will not donate to any charity that gives to MADD and, believe me, I ask before I donate.

Perhaps a makeover is due.

MADD members whine while standing on their empty soapboxes about “17,000 alcohol-related deaths a year” while there are twice that many children being held in America as slaves.

Why don’t they convert to “Mothers Against Disappearing Delinquents?”

The medical profession “accidentally” kills around 98,000 people a year. MADD should dump its outdated, contradictory mission statement and form “Mothers Against Dangerous Doctors.”

MADD has probably hurt more lives than it has helped. MADD crushes the common man while kowtowing to politicians and law enforcement — and it isn’t right!

I suggest that people write to their governor and call their lawmakers. Let’s work on this “undercover cops can legally drink on duty” stuff first.

Then, let’s put MADD out of business by starving them financially.

James H. Matson
Butler

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