FOR All of you pottily challenged reverse peristalsis of the esophagus enursis beer & a shot wormy lice who successfully completed potty ventilation 101 last summer we are offering some new classes this summer. Potty slavage 101 & restoration 102 plus mattress turning 101 & burning 102.
The abstinence 1000 BUG Danny W. Shultz
P.S. I am sure a lot of you have had on the job training & can pass them easily.
GUNS don’t kill people!!! Slimey slugs who have them do though!!!
B.F.L. Bugs for life Danny W. Shultz
WHEN old wormy’s son stopped to pick him up after work the other morning the pudgie jowled old grub complimented him on his challenged, blood snotted, alle*geriatric eyes. He said he had been out drinking the night before with his potty challenged enuresis buddies. That’s when old Wormy said I’ll do the driving home fuzz ball.
The imago chrysalis Danny W. Shultz
YOU steam broiled city lobster baits won’t have anything over us anymore.
Seven years ago we only had a little worm who had a pan fish fry at his house. But now!!! We have a Pu Pae son of a superior helgramite who had a peanut buttered golden trout lake for his whole downtown.
The butter flying BUG Danny W. Shultz
DRUNKS Beware! This ad is protected by a vicious biting flea.
The BUG who warned you Danny W. Shultz
In PDF form, a full-page ad from the May 5 2002 edition of the Eagle. Not Danny, but worthy in its own right:
CHECK out Teenie Weenie’s sniveling lice report at your local lousy news station for an update on the state beer, wine, & liquor drug tax controversy in your nearest high class micro louse joint.
the MACRO tax your drug BUG Danny W. Shultz
A $34 bottle of wine in California & New York costs $55 in PA. If $6.12 goes to the state 18% liquor drug tax who gets the fruit fly suckers other $14.88 high class stink joint? The blossoming BUG Danny W. Shultz.
THE next time you order a 54 dollar bottle of wine at a stink joint ask for a fruit fly bottle to take the left over home with you. Or does your research scientist recommend you drink the whole quart at one sitting. The next time BUG Danny W. Shultz
FOR most people lying about alcohol is like lying on their taxes. For them everyone does it. The BUG who doesn’t Danny W. Shultz