DEAR Fuzzy*Wuzzy Troll under the bridge in the long red Tassle cap, white beard & fuzzy red suit!
What I would like for my 69th Birthday, 25 years of these ads, Christmas & the Whole New Year is Big Sloppy Razz*Berries for All Dopes & Drunks.

Sincerely, Danny W. Shultz, Razz*Berring the Alcohol & Dope in Them.

COMING Soon to a home, bar, & office near you. The Dopie & Drunken STENCHES Who steal Christmas,They are The Fun*ly & Love*ly challenged Peer*annoid Doper & Dope*ess*es Drunker & Drunk*ess*es at Christmas Parties.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*sss The Dope & Booze in you.

WHAT lousy beings we are when we have taught our young athletes Dope & Alcohol proves you are a Tough guy.

Danny W. Shultz is Boo*ing the STUPIDITY in YOU.

WHAT lousy beings we are when we have taught our kids it’s okay to get High or Drunk if we ask someone else to drive us home afterwards.
SOMETIMES!!!

Danny W. Shultz is Boo*ing you everywhere forever.

WHAT lousy beings we are when we have taught out kids dope & alcohol are love & health drugs.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*sss Dopie love & healthy alcohol everywhere forever.

WHAT lousy beings we are when we have taught our kids Dope & Alcohol are fun & happy drugs.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*sss. Dopie Fun & Happy Alcohol everywhere forever.

OLD STINKER wins after lifetime of CRUDDY * ability. The Fishy old LARD * mouth BASS won!

Danny W. Shultz Booo*sss CRAPPIESUCKERS.

WHAT lousy beings we are when we have taught our kids Dope & Alcohol are fun & happy drugs.

Danny W. Shultz Boo*sss. Dopie Fun & Happy Alcohol everywhere forever.

THEY Are Heeeeeere! The Despicable Deplorable & UNFIT Dopie & Drunken VOTERS who picked The STINKABLES for President.

Danny W. Shultz Boooos The STINKABLES.

YIII*ike*SSS Boooo*Whooo ???
Gov*RRR*mint Keeps unlocking closet Doors letting go UGG*L*EEE SSS! The Dopes, Drunks, Etc. LIII*RRS Who*ooo mangle, maim & destroy the harmless & innocent.

Danny W. Shultz, Boo*ing UGG*L*EE Dope, Drunk, ETC. LIII*ing Gov*RRR*mint everywhere.

Archives