Posted in 2002

YOU don’t really want a smelly micro*cepha*sleezing brewery in your town.
the midden S*tank*fests in Oktober already smells!!!

The golden elf BUG Danny W. Shultz

FRIENDS don’t allow friends to drive drunk!!! So you cretin coxcombs don’t have one.

The creeping leprechaun BUG Danny W. Shultz

BIG Bum Kootie reporting: Advertising newscasters for the Lousy news network, Kootie channel, Chigger radio station, Wormy press, & Fruit fly gazette are now a lot fuller of it too!!!

The ads maker BUG Danny W. Shultz

CAN you apply those new special alcoholic liquor licenses for retirement communities to all bars & lower the age limit from age 62 to all drinkers over age 21?
Then all of you old worms, lice, chiggers & fruit flies could be locked in for the night.

The explicit BUG Danny W. Shultz

ONCE upon a time there was an exiquous ignominious fruit sucker who liked to shoot little chump*agne arrows through the hearts of indecorous beer drinkers. But, indecorous beer drinkers have no hearts.

The existential BUG Danny W. Shultz

THE First “Just say No” lady bug says; “Alcohol researchers are full of it!!!”

The abstinence BUG Danny W. Shultz

SHHH! Hey you! Yes you, itty*bitty micho*cepha* sleezing MIDDEN brain.
I am down here in your drink.
See those drunks at the other end of the bar. They all have xy*lot*o*mous alcohol kooties. You better roll up this newspaper & whack them.
Ringing in the New Year.

Danny W. Shultz The Bug

IT’S Time for your to toss out that lousy old gauche gas*tro*pod & bring in a Happy New Year imago chrysalis.

Danny W. Shultz The Bug

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