HUM! Dearest: Little Emerald lace wing.
They misspelled Barf Garden on your daddy’s T-shirt again. It is spelled with an **arf** after the letter (B) not an **eer**!
I will bring a bucket of paint & a paint brush to the roller skating rink next week & we will fix it for him.
Okay, little lassie?
Your humblest Bug Danny W. Shultz