Danny the Vampire Fish

DO YOU remember when you could get a pale-yellow beer in a can and it would come out a Pale-Urin*ooze*shun-yellow when you S*tinkled? Now that you have different colored craft Beers do you S*tinkle in different colors or do you still S*tinkle in Pale-Urin*ooze*shun-yellow?

Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie S*tinkle* ooze*shun craft Beers everywhere.

BOOZE NEWS! Of course beer makes you smarter. Just ask our Gooie Beer Sponsors & Report-ers. They will hire more college kids to clean up your p*uke at your nearest beer garden amusement park rides. I guess your kids will be amused.

Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie amused beer report-ers & beer sponsors everywhere.