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IT was drunken OLD***FOOLS night. The drunken old Goats & Bats sat around the Bar with snot Booogers oooz*ing from their noses into their Booogerd Booo*Ooooze glasses when the old witch Barf maid squealed EEEE*UUUU & threw*up a Gooie P***uked old eyeball.

Danny W. Shultz E*Uing P*Uing & Booing drunken OLD***FOOLS everywhere.

EEE * UUU To All Gooie Drunken Snot Booogerd. Old Goats & Bats everywhere.

Danny W. Shultz. E*Uing & Boooing Drunken OLD**SNOT. Booo *Gerd. Goats & Bats Everywhere.

SHOT of SNOT Boogers with your beer for all drunks on Halloween my Treat!!!

Danny W. Shultz E*Uing Gooie Snot*Booo*gers with your beer everywhere.

E*E*E**YEW
E*E*E**YEW
E*E*E**YEW
You Stupid. Goo*ie drunken old BATS!

Danny W. Shultz, Boo*ing & E*YEW*ing. You Stupid. Goo*ie Drunken Old BATS! Everywhere

S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. Superior SOBER Beings Razzberry drunken & dopie inferior procrastinating prog*nauseus*ticated politicians everywhere.

Danny W. Shultz

DEAR: Drunken Prog **nauseus**ticating Politicians! Who cares what you are not going to do if elected? The world is coming to an end in December anyway.

Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie drunken Prog**nauseus** ticating politicians everywhere

Two months ago, on a late-night talk show, an economist said if it wasn’t for the Bush tax cuts, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the Obama bailouts and stimulus program, we would have a balanced budget today and a much smaller federal debt.

The way I see it, Republicans and Democrats spend and spend on various programs to try to get voters to re-elect them — then borrow and borrow to pay for those programs.

I think we should have a third party — an independent, moderate party not dependent on the Republican or Democratic parties’ money to get elected.

That independent party’s platform should include the following:

(1) End tax cuts for everyone earning more than $1 million for the first two years, and for anyone earning more than $100,000 after that.

(2) Enact a federal sales tax to pay for veterans programs, and in 2018 begin using money from that tax to also help pay military and war costs. Use the federal income tax savings resulting from the sales tax to pay down the federal debt.

(3) Stop new spending. America’s children have benefited from many of the giveaways during the past 12 years; over the next 20, 30, 40 or 50 years, they’ll be faced with paying for all of the borrowing that has occurred.

Danny W. Shultz
East Brady

BE A Super**ior S.A.D.D. & M.A.D.D. !!! HERO !!! Don’t Use Drugs & Alcohol when you grow up!!!

Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Inferior Drug & Alcohol **Users** Everywhere

WHEN You Drink a craft green beer do you puke & S*Tinker A Urin*Ooze*Shun Skunk cabbage green?

Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie Skunk Green. P*ukers & S*Tinkers Every-where.

DO YOU remember when you could get a pale-yellow beer in a can and it would come out a Pale-Urin*ooze*shun-yellow when you S*tinkled? Now that you have different colored craft Beers do you S*tinkle in different colors or do you still S*tinkle in Pale-Urin*ooze*shun-yellow?

Danny W. Shultz Booing Gooie S*tinkle* ooze*shun craft Beers everywhere.

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